Here is everything you have wanted to know about me ...

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, a princess - perhaps you have heard of her? Princess Diana. She was kinda a big deal.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Like three minutes ago. I banged my knee on the counter. What the heck was my knee doing on the counter? Still hurts though. .. .

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I don't have much of a choice if I don't.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Nothing. Ham smells like pig, turkey smells like wet dog, roast beef tastes like blood and tuna smells like the lake on a hot day.

5. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their face and posture (it's a tie! a tie!)

6. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My blog

7. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Myself at age 22. So cute, so skinny, so carefree ... ahhh
8. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Are you hitting on me?

9. FAVORITE SOUNDS: Sam - when he's quite and SpongeBob's laugh (another tie! a tie!)

10. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A sick Micheal Jackson joke. No - a twelve year old wiener is NOT FUNNY.

11. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? If I were a crayon I would be way too busy to care what color I was.

12. FAVORITE SMELLS? defiantly not my feet - whew!

13. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some bitty that wanted to hook herself up with some spa services.

14. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Midget dodgeball. It's so intense! Those little people have quite the attitude.

15. HAIR COLOR? is .... whatev I want it to be.

16. EYE COLOR? blue/green.

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? A more appropriate question would be - do you need contacts because you are blind? then the answer would be "yes, yes I do diddly do".

18. FAVORITE FOOD? Keystone - LIGHT!

19. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I never wait for the end. I get too bored.

20. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Nothing But Trouble !! Love that stupid movie. Love it.

21. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? wouldn't you rather know what color cape I was wearing??

22. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. Now that I have a Jeep I am not afraid anymore!

23. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends where I am.

24. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Boy Crazy Stacy - duh my fave book.

25. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My touch pad? nothing.

26. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Burn Notice. I love Phee!

27. FAVORITE SONG? any one I can yodel with.

28. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? I am not a huge fan of pebbles and I can't stand beatles. I kill them and then feel bad so I bury their bug bodies in the pebbles. It's rough.

29. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? I went to Mexico. It was quite the uneventful trip!

30. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Yup =) I can clap with one hand - can you?

31. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? In a cabbage patch. It was a unique experience.

32.HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? At a local watering hole. Love at first Jack & Diet. awwwww

33. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU? My family. I really do love them. Even if Sam pees on the wall.

34. FAVORITE SAYINGS? Whatev - no really that is my favorite saying. That and "your face". No, your face!

35. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET? Whoever invented Karma.